Mike Turner Lives

The World's Biggest (snicker) Rock Band on the importance of going to class every single day...

Check out z925fm.com. You will do as your told.

...the last time, it was Foriegner and KISS. This time? I guess you'll have to listen.

Me electrifying the masses...in my head...

A piece to describe this year's top prize...

Here's hoping it stays on air!

This is a spec spot. Has yet to be approved. Even if it isn't, I just like how goofy and innocent it sounds...

Give 'er a listenin'!

Another fun promo...

It's a little (5-6 minute) project I put together a few years back as an audio Christmas card of sorts. Here it is again, and Merry Christmas!

I wanted to not only encourage people not only to volunteer to wrap, but to encourage those who couldn't to let a pro do it. Then, King Solomon said unto me, "Split the commercial into two."

Orsomethinglikethatidontknow.

Freddy and Mel tell kids "Stay in school!"

Hot 'n' Tasty...mmmm...

It's not offensive if it raises awareness!

Highlighting an upcoming performance by a Doors Tribute Band.

Now loaded for optimal, last-minute pleasure...yeah, I'm kinda angry about it.

The news for me to abuse...

Blah blah blah blah

It's Back! Season Two! And An Opening Tribute To The Guy Behind Funny TV...

The next Koob Report posts in two weeks...so play this one over next week and forget you heard the jokes before.

And now...enjoy!

Um, sorry, guy. Feel better?

Who's a bigger douche...Sean Penn or Barry Bonds?

Take my word for it...no doping involved.*

* - denotes not actual testimony.

It's up early...or is it on-time? Can't tell with as late as I get with these.

It's for the tourney coming up in a few weekends...enjoy.

Mike

98.3% Beckham free. For the most part.

Powered by a Mother-Earth Internet...

...hey, coal comes from Mother-Earth.

Whaddaya know? It's ****ing up now!

Finally effing up!!!

...detailing the hilarity of me at the emergency room...

The greatest beginning to a podcast ever...

...EVER...

...Aw, yeah!

So what if I uploaded this on the 2nd?

The Koob Report returns next week with a brand new episode...but this week you can determine a segment for the podcast.

Now up with botched Dio audition...

Employees of the Radio Ranch are not able to enter the contest...especially if they suck.

...no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast. Except for a moose.

This...could save your life!

Load, damn you!

...here it is...now I have to work...

A response from a "celebrity" to the recent Koob Report...

Alec Baldwin: douche. Nuff said.

Here it is!

Up early for the holiday. Happy Easter, everybody!

It is FINALLY up...Thank you for your patience...

Better late than never, but does that make it any better?

There was an improvised moment of madness in this...see where it sounds odd...

Hear it after your head stops hurting!

Yup, the man who started the tournament 34 years ago chats it up with me. We talk about the history of the tourney and some other odds and ends about the upcoming fun this summer in Kokomo. Also featured, newsman Weston Lee.

Mike

The 25th Episode of Original Crap! Punch and Pie!

...reload, take two...

Hear it and weep!

...one of the first commercials I did when I broke into full-time commercial radio. Don't judge.

Up early, but so what? There's too much f*cking snow on the ground to do anything else.

This is perhaps the only place where crazy-astronaut-lady or Anna Nicole get mentioned. Oh, but there's still stupidity...

...with a special half-time performance by Prince...or maybe not...

I made it myself, so go ahead and eat it.

Er, I mean "Enjoy".

 

Just recap of what led to the upcoming Battle of I-65...

Mike in Kokomo

Yup...here it is...

...a new year, a different format, and the same old sh*t...

The ten...um, best, selected by me. New episodes start next Friday!

...enjoy this special presentation. Best of 2006 next week.

Merry Christmas!

Mike in Kokomo

The last regular one of the year...editor's note: BE SURE TO CATCH THE CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR NEXT WEEK!!!

It will not be an infotainment cast, but it will be a brand-new special for the Holiday Weekend. If it goes well, it will be the best thing I've done since deciding not seeing The Matrix Revolutions

- Mike in Kokomo

Listen all yall it's a sabotage...

It's back in black, it hit the sack, it wants you to know it's glad to be back...

You know you've made it when you've got material for a clip show...

...Happy Thanksgiving...

Bringin' the pain like I'm raisin' kane. See? Even I'm a better rapper than K-Fed...

Well, hells bells and all that good-good bullsh*t...

It's the anthem. Get yer damn hands up!

No, I can't believe what you're hearing, either...

The best new show of the season!

The news-break-dancinest broadcast on the net!

Great way to wrap-up an in-studio session...

AHEM...www.zippohottour.com...vote WEBSTER STREET!

Yeeyuh, BOYEEE!!!

A song about politics. Tis the season! Seriously, quit loafing and go to www.zippohottour.com and vote Webster Street!

This is the first of three tunes that Webster Street was gracious enough to play for us in studio this Wednesday. Go to www.zippohottour.com and vote for these guys...NOW!

Another one...heh-heh-heh...

Hell, Yeah!

Ah, jeah!

 

Hope you enjoy...